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FREE SAUSAGE lovers of the World Unite!


Welcome comrades to our FREE SAUSAGES FOR ALL manifesto launch! As a great man once said 'breakfast does not consist of individual ingredients but expresses the sum of interrelations between those ingredients' and whilst all ingredients are EQUAL in our society some are more equal than others and form a VANGUARD to lead our breakfasts into a GLORIOUS future! And at the very vanguard of this vanguard stands the GOURMET sausage!



(Did I mention FREE SAUSAGES?)


The Victory of the Sausage is a Victory for All!



In the face of adverse conditionality the 1st Shanghai BC Sausage factory has sternly repressed the counter-sausage forces and have RESOLUTELY won an ILLUSTRIOUS production VICTORY which stands as a beacon shining on all our work! Let a HUNDRED sausages BLOOM, starting with... 

Welcome to the stage Comrade Gourmet Aussie Beef & Black Pepper, and Comrade Gourmet Aussie Beef & English Mustard!



Learn industry from Daqing, learn sausages from Breakfast Champion!



To put it in language that might be a little clearer...

We have two new types of gourmet sausage that we will be giving away FREE, starting today, with every order (whilst stocks last)! As Labour Day is upcoming we thought we'd put you guys to work as samplers, get you to do our jobs for us (think of it as an unpaid internship). All you need to do is place an order with our online store, choose which sausage you would like on checkout, and then let us know what you think once you've eaten them. 


Emancipate our kitchens! Seek truth from sausages!


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